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We believe in a world of selfishness, where individuality is most important.

By following our detailled guide available for only 99$ you will be able to become what you've always dreamt of being...

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Tip 1

77% success rate

During the first week of class, try to notice the richest looking person in the class. Become best friend with them by using the manipulation techniques learned on our discord server and start using them to pay for your lunch, buying you drinks etc…

+5K€

Tip 2

100% success rate

Sell food in front of the cafeteria. If someone confronts you, say, "I am raising money for my father's hospital bill as he has cancer.”
Use cautiously, you might go to hell for this one

+1K€

Tip 3

95% success rate

Calling your parents by their first names will eventually upset them. However, when asking for something, revert back to calling them mom and dad. This subconscious reminder of your relationship as their child will help them remember their love for you, making it easier for you to get money for lunch.
Even though you plan to spend it on beers.

300€

Tip 4

88% success rate

If you live in a shared apartment with roommates and you are the one paying for the WiFi and utilities bill, you can use your Photoshop skills to slightly increase the bill by 20% when it's time for your roommates to pay you back.
Easy passive income!

200€/ month

Tip 5

73% success rate

Convince your classmates that you stole the exam corrections and have knowledge of the answers to upcoming exams. Offer to sell them access to your "exclusive" study group for just 50€/person.
One use only !

500€

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